|"WHEN I WROTE the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, without a razor blade."|
|What on earth will the neighbors think?|
|They were gonna get it anyways...somehow.|
|You will sit there until you stop wanting to be a writer!|
|"He said he wants to be a writer!"|
|It seemed like a good idea at the time.|
|"This Buzz Malone fellow writes rubbish. I shall buy his new book so I can say it is rubbish as well, I think."|
|"We've been looking for you, Mr. Malone."|
Insert embarrassed remark from my mother here, saying, "oh, Buzz. Why did you have to tell them that? What will people think?"
Me: "Umm, I dunno. That I'm a broke writer."
|Me on my way to town. Yes. I am that cute. Really...if that puppy were a 40 year old fat man.|
|"We'd be insane to loan you money, Mr. Malone. Insane!"|
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