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Thursday, February 21, 2013

UPDATE to MY COMPUTER FRIEND

If you didn't read the first post, it's below this one. I got a response from my dear friend. It opened like this...

This is real and not a joke or what ever you might thought of.
 Re: Hello my dear friend.
My greetings and compliment of the day to you my dear friend. I have decided to contact you after much thought considering the fact that we have not meet before, but because of the circumstance oblige me and the urgency of my present bad health condition here in hospital. I am sincerely seeking your confidence in charity project with you, which you will help to build Homes / Hospital in the names of orphanage in your country, which you will make a huge impact in helping the orphans, widows, and widowers, which I propose with my free mind, as a Woman of integrity, before i got myself in this hospital sick bed. 

With warm hearts, I offer my friendship and my greetings to you and I hope this massage meets you in good time. I’m Ms. Mariana TINIRAU, from French Polynesia Tahiti. I currently undergoing medical treatment as a result of Big bomb attacks explosion in central Damascus near hotel of United Nation observer mission. Which affected my two Kidneys and liver under the ribs in the right upper part of my abdomens and I cannot walk by myself or even do anything without the help of the hospital nurses. I was former mechanical engineer at OILIBYA - LIBYA OIL SYRIAN. DISTRIBUTOR OF PETROLEUM PRODUCTS & GAS, in Asia, West Africa and some part of Europe.

Before my bad health condition started, I had an account with a bank, where I made a deposit of:(€4.350,000 .00) Euro. This money was for the purchase of cocoa procession machines, which I wanted to develop for a school factory to be helping the orphans, widows, and widowers and unfortunately I could not do it again due to the bomb attacks explosion, which is my reason of writing you. As my Doctor told me, that I will die soon due to the condition of my cancer. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this money to you or your organization, as I want a good person who will utilize this money in good faith to help me in the charity building project, since my bad health cannot be guaranteed. 

Besides,I hereby need your urgent assistance to help me stand as my next of kin foreign business partner, so that this bank will transfer the money into your account, before I may die and that bank may use my money as their own business funds, since i don't have anyone who can inherit it. I took this decision because I don't have any husband or even have person or child, who can inherit this money.

Please if you are willing to assist me in developing this project, indicate your interest in replying soonest, as I honestly apologize and hope  I do not cause you much embarrassment by contacting you through this means.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation,

Kind Regards,
Ms. Mariana TINIRAU.
 
 AND, My new response...
 
 Dear Mariana,

My bank overdrafts are real as well. I don't know how the banks in your country operate, but here they are all the time rearranging your account statements so that you have several overdrafts instead of just one, and at $33 a piece, they are certainly no laughing matter. Any assistance that you could give me toward clearing those up would be greatly appreciated. For the very small sum of $340 American, I would then be able to assist you, and would be more than happy to do it, but my bank account is currently in a state of suspension, and I am writer, and therefore unable to produce any income to pay it, which is quite unfortunate, as I have ever good intention of paying it.

It is, however, quite interesting that in your first email, you were a banker attempting to relocate funds left behind by a dead millionaire, and whereas now, you appear to be an injured refinery worker of some kind, hell bent on a charitable mission. Not that I find these circumstances entirely impossible because, I, myself have been a man of many hats throughout my lifetime, and I appreciate your being able to be both a bank accountant, and a mechanical engineer who has been injured in a Big bomb attack. You must be very busy and I so appreciate you taking the time to contact me and extend to me this offer, which now also includes the potential of being able to perform some act of charitable kindness.

I look forward to assisting you and the charitable building project. As soon as you send me the $340 American, I can clear up the troubles with my account and have the ability to happily transfer the funds into my account, where they will be held in the best of faith until such time as I can travel to French Polynesian Tahiti myself and oversee the charitable building project there, in your country. It does my heart good to assist a fellow humanitarian, and I will see to it personally once I have cleared my good name with the state department (to have the ability to get a passport again) regarding their false allegations of my involvement with the Democratic Socialist Workers Party, which, even if they were true, should not be an issue in a supposedly free country, should they?

Is there a process that I could apply for some form political amnesty or possible citizenship while I am in French Polynesian Tahiti, I wonder? Would it be possible for you to investigate that for me, because I have heard such nice things about the country. Perhaps when you mail that $340 American to me, you could include a few brochures about the country and any radical left wing political groups that currently exist there. I can't wait to get the ball rolling on this. I am very excited about this opportunity.

Buzz Malone
Chariton, Iowa   50049
The United States of America

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