My assistant's cat was out sick with hairballs today, so I actually looked at some stuff in our slush pile. It's fun because we make the authors format it to our specifications and use a special font that you can only get by ascending a mountaintop in the Himalayas, and I was spam form rejecting everything that didn't have the words 'vampire' and 'young adult' in the subject line, and I accidentally spilled my nine dollar foaming mocha latte with all natural hazelnut extract, and it really bummed me out, and I got to thinking, 'that totally bums me out,' and then I realized that vampires bummed me out too, and I thought that they are totally yesterday, so I called my friends at the big six publishing houses on a conference call and told them that I was bummed out about zombies and vampires and undead things, and they said that they totally were too.
And, my assistant's cat should be back tomorrow, and she is really good, you know, at reading stuff, and she only pushes a paw on the spam form rejection button if it isn't worthy of my very special and knowing, magical eyes, so go ahead and submit some original ideas to her. But make sure to read my thousand page blog first, and remember the Tibetan font when you query or you will be automatically spam form rejected.
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