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Monday, December 31, 2012

The End Is Near!

Where were you on 12/12/12 at 12:12pm? Well, as it turns out, it didn't really matter. Hopefully, you didn't blow your life savings buying dehydrated foodstuffs, and spend a chunk of your December in a bunker. Oh, how I wish I knew where those bunkers were. Wouldn't it have been a hoot to sneak up to one at 12:13pm and cut the power to it? They would still be down there, by candle light, rationing their powdered eggs and waiting for the surface radiation to dissipate. Who knows, maybe some of them are. 

There's good news for doomsday seekers though...just because the Mayan calendar has ended without a bang, you can always hunker back down for the Fiscal Cliff that the entire world economy is about to tumble off of. Wow...a fiscal cliff. That sounds scary as hell. Many of us are much worse for wear after the housing market bust in 2008, but we are surviving. I think that most of us will live if the stock market ticks down a few points and the folks who are still fortunate enough to have huge investment portfolios lose a couple of bucks.  

The other good news for doomsday lovers is, the year 2013 is upon us! What could be wrought with more peril than a year ending in 13, after all? Just in case, in the off chance that the word doesn't end, I will be final editing the novel that has consumed most of my 2012. Hopefully, the world will remain intact long enough to see it published, and available for purchase, prior to the next time the world ends. I mean, if the world is going to end, why wouldn't you buy the book? Right?

Buzz Malone Books. 100% Guaranteed to protect you against the Apocalypse and other impending, world destroying forms of doom or get 10X your money back
Buzz Malone Books guarantee does not apply to falling off cliffs, fiscal or otherwise. Any impending forms of doom not completely destroying the world, or the failure on the part of a catastrophe to fall short of being labeled as 'the end of days' do not apply. Guarantee does not cover residents of TX, AL, MN, relatives of the author, the Amish, or anyone who intentionally destroys the planet with the sole and express purpose of financial gain from this offer.


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